Lion King saves Flash just in time and they rescue Dale from Ming's evil clutches by pushing over a giant idol. Ming flushes them (and Aura, who's gone after them) into the city's sewers, where they are captured by the Shark Men (the worst costumes ever). There's a really long underwater fight and they tease you with bits where you almost see Dale in soaking wet clothes.
Anyway, they're captured by the Shark Men and taken to the Shark Kingdom. On the way, they see a fight between a Giant Shark and an "Octo-Sac" (octopus), which is a) really violent and b) really cool.
The King of the Shark Men is the gayest King ever. He makes Flash fight him and Flash totally makes him his bitch. He says "No-one beats Kayla...and lives", Doctor Evil-style.
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| Kayla |
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| Note homo-erotic placement of sword |
Anyway, he tricks Flash into one of those tanks that fills up with water, fills it up and then...releases the Octo-sac! Dale watches, screams, passes out.
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